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Chicken Chicken Chicken

Posted by mfluch on June 18, 2009

And if we are already at it, then here is another nice presentation on how not to use PowerPoint.

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What Facebook is For

Posted by mfluch on March 6, 2009

And no, I do definitely not have a profile on Facebook!

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Terminology

Posted by mfluch on November 16, 2008

(seen on xkcd.com)

And another nice one from the same site: Romantic Drama Equation

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The Lost Sheep

Posted by mfluch on September 24, 2008

(by Adrian Munsey)

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How to Irritate People – Airplane Sketch

Posted by mfluch on September 20, 2008

(by John Cleese)

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The Problem With Being Democrate

Posted by mfluch on March 29, 2008

Found on bash.org:

The problem with being Democrat is that if you vote for Obama, you’re sexist. And if you vote for Hilary, you’re racist. Its easy being a Republican. No matter what you’re retarded. (http://bash.org/?846915)

And another (unrelated) quote from the same site:

*** Now talking in #christian
-Word_of_God- Welcome Abstruse to #christian I am a Bible Bot. For more info type: /msg Word_of_God !info
<Abstruse> !kjv numbers 22:21
<Word_of_God> Numbers 22:21 — And Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his ass, and went with the princes of Moab. – (KJV)
*** SageRider sets mode: +b *!*@c211-30-208-111.rivrw3.nsw.optusnet.com.au
*** Word_of_God was kicked from #christian by SageRider (Please dont Swear)
<Abstruse> I know I’m never going to be able to come back in this channel again after this, but damn was it worth it to see that… (http://bash.org/?178890)

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Failblog

Posted by mfluch on March 5, 2008

The failblog is selfexplainig. Hilarious! :-D

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Playing at Questions

Posted by mfluch on February 23, 2008

Excerpt from Tom Stoppard´s play Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead:

Rosencrantz (Ros): We could play at questions.
Guildensern (Guil): What good would that do?
Ros: Practice!
Guil: Statement! One – love.
Ros: Cheating!
Guil: How?
Ros: I hadn’t started yet.
Guil: Statement. Two – love.
Ros: Are you counting that?
Guil: What?
Ros: Are you counting that?
Guil: Foul! No repetitions. Three – love. First game to… Read the rest of this entry »

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Applied Number Theory

Posted by mfluch on January 2, 2008

This might give you an idea what to do when math lectures get boring. Can you keep up?

Factoring Time

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Upsite-Down-Ternet

Posted by mfluch on January 2, 2008

What if you leave your wireless internet connection open and some day you notice that your neighboor is using your wireless Internet connection? You could encrypt the network connection or (if you are a geek) you could also take it with a bit of humor. Like this guy did. My favourite is the out-of-focus version of the internet. :-)

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